ClauThe Free Market is Officially DeadWhenever you hear someone complain about the way our society functions today the advocates of capitalism spring into being like the spirits…5 min read·Oct 13, 2023----
Clau“Woke” the f#*k up!It was funny for a little while, how people got offended by words and small gesture while ignoring actual corruption, murder, rape but now…4 min read·Oct 10, 2023----
ClauBursting UFOsIf you’ve missed the news regarding the glorious dogfights between US fighter airplanes and alien UFOs ( *cough cough* balloons ), I’ll sum…6 min read·Mar 5, 2023----
ClauUrsula von der Leyen Must GoThe European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen must save us all from the trouble of protesting and shouting on the cold streets for…6 min read·Nov 7, 2022----
ClauOur Planet is Hurting and it can Only be Saved by ConsumerismNo, I’m not retarded and yes, I was sarcastic while writing the title but, believe it or not, this is actually what our beloved leaders are…9 min read·Oct 27, 2022----
ClauWar in Ukraine: I’ve cut my balls while shavingThe war in Ukraine is like that as nobody really cares about it, guys will say “oh bro that’s nasty” but they don’t actually feel your pain…15 min read·Jul 5, 2022----
ClauCovid-19: The White People’s DiseaseSomething smelled fishy about the Covid-19 pandemic since its early stages and although I couldn’t quite put my finger on it, I always knew…12 min read·Apr 3, 2022----
ClauCongratulations to the Taliban forces for winning the War on TerrorFirstly, I’d like to congratulate the Taliban forces for winning the War on Terror. In this age of hypocrisy and lie it seems quite…4 min read·Aug 18, 2021--9--9
ClauIt’s going to Rome or why Southgate should start playing the lotterySeriously Gareth, put your shoes on and go buy a lottery ticket as soon as possible.5 min read·Jul 13, 2021----
ClauPremier League football during the COVID-19 pandemic — part IIIMemo note to Pep: unless you have a Totti or Messi in your team, please stop using a “false nine” in your formation because it’s just not…6 min read·Jun 9, 2021----
